Wild Hare Designs Kitchen Towel - "Being Cremated Is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body"

Goals. Realistic Goals.

Finally, a life plan we can all get behind. The Wild Hare Designs "Being Cremated Is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body" Kitchen Towel is the kind of dark, delightful humor that makes a kitchen feel like home. Hang it proudly, gift it boldly, and let it do the talking.

Why You'll Love It

• Darkly hilarious phrase that lands every single time
• Hand printed on 100% cotton twill — soft, absorbent, and built to last
• Generous 16" x 26" size for real kitchen use
• Machine washable for easy everyday care
• Made in the USA by Wild Hare Designs
• A perfect gift for birthdays, milestone ages, and anyone with a great sense of humor

Details

• Brand: Wild Hare Designs
• SKU: BB-B-75
• Material: 100% Cotton Twill
• Dimensions: 16" x 26"
• Hand printed | Machine washable | Made in the USA